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The Grumpy Cat
Quite grumpy, by nature
Her turquoise eyes, a striking feature
Twitching whiskers, a crooked tail
This moggy monarch, all must hail
A suspicious blackcurrant nose
Always sitting in a regal pose
Her mind only on food, nothing else
In her growling stomach, just hunger dwells
Crafty and a little mean
The shadow empress, the dark queen
She's now trifle old - seen many a summer
Each year makes her more grumpy, so that's a bummer
But she is very kind with her kittens
(Yes, yes, she also sews them mittens)
She takes her pilloos from door to door
She's produced many generations, and she'll give out some more
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